If I were...

If I were a beginning, I would say Welcome

If I were a month, I would be December

If I were a day of the week, I would be the Saturday so that I could sleep till late on Sunday

If I were a time of day, I would be 5am ‘cos then only would I get to see what 6 am is like!

If I were a planet, I would be a cleaner Earth

If I were a season, I would be seen winter

If I were an animal, I would soon be extinct, thanks to humans

If I were a direction, I would get lost in the other directions

If I were a piece of furniture, I would get hurt when carved upon

If I were a sin, I would be wrath

If I were a liquid, I would be water

If I were a fraud, I would lie about that as well

If I were a gem, I would be the most precious one in the world

If I were a man, I would be intelligent!

If I were a tree, I would like to be in a forest with others for company

If I were a flower/plant, I would be a cactus, hands off me

If I were a kind of weather, I would rain all year long, but in modesty

If I were a musical instrument, I would be Kenny G’s saxophone

If I were a sea animal, I would be a sea horse

If I were an emotion, I would be in control of at least one emotion

If I were a vegetable, I would like to be eaten raw, not boiled

If I were a car, I would be a Honda CRV

If I were a song, I would be Bryan Adam’s ‘I’’ always be there”

If I were a drink, I would be masaledar adrak chaai

If I were a place, I would be a beach

If I were a material, I would be linen

If I were a taste, I would sweet and sour

If I were a scent, I would not want to be the one coming out of armpits

If I were a religion, I would have followers

If I were a sentence, I would be ‘Manasi is the best’

If I were a facial expression, I would be pleasantly smiling

If I were a subject in school, I would be hated by a majority of the students

If I were a shape, I would be ‘in shape’

If I were a quantity, I would be infinite

If I were a color, I would be black

If I were a thing, I would be lipstick

If I were a landmass, I would like to be uninhabited

If I were a book, I would be my first bestseller

If I were a monument, I would be the Taj Mahal

If I were an artist, I would understand art, maybe

If I were a watch, I would always be on time

If I were God, I would bless everyone who read my blog

If I were a vowel, I would be ‘I’

If I were a formula, I would be the one that decodes a male mind

If I were a theory, I would be proven

If I were a famous person, I would be ME

If I were electronic equipment, I would be ‘plugged in’ at all times

If I were a movie, I would be Jaane Bhi do Yaaron

If I were a cartoon, I would be Calvin & Hobbes

If I were a relation, I would be friendship

If I were intoxication, I would hope to have no one addicted to me

If I were alone, I would be happy at times and lonely at times

If I were a question, I would be asked

If I were a hobby, I would be soothing and refreshing

If I were a habit, I would be digging one’s nose

If I were you, I would have given different answers everywhere